Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Long Distance Operator

"I am glad that was you and not me" as Marcy said to me around 10 this morning pretty much sums this morning's activities. After a very restful night, Lily decided to show us that she has potential if Long Distance Pooping ever becomes an Olympic event. I had just finished wiping her off and was getting ready to place her in her new diaper when the tush cannon went off. To make matters worse, I had just lifted up her legs to put the new diaper underneath so she had the angle working for her when things started moving in slow motion ... Lily went and it landed far away, up and down my arm and about two feet out from the changing table. She managed to hit me, the changing pad, the carpet and the throw that was on the rocking chair -- she has skills. I bought the steam cleaner for the dog, little did I think I would have to use it so soon for Lily.

Perhaps the most ironic thing is that Gypsy, despite her propensity to leak on the carpet sometimes, had never done any damage to Lily's room. Gypsy is coming back this weekend and she will probably be confused as to who/whatwas marking their territory in little person's room.


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